Truth behind the anti vibrating device

My first post: Here it goes ...hold tight ;-)

The great train journey: Reality series ..as it happened

Got up fom my deep slumber to a ‘chai_kaapi_pani bottle’ call from the train guy..Shiish vat a shrill voice …(me cursed the fellow badly in local lingo)

Came down from my berth ..brushed my teeth properly ..was sparkling white ..i told to myself ‘channagi ujjidiya hordu saaku’..now I was back in my seat

Then

Appa: tea kudiyo
Myself: Beda
Appa:Kudiyo chennagide
Cousin:Kudiyo parvaagilla
Myself:Beda beda beda
Cousin & Appa(in one voice) :KUDITIYO ILVO
Myself(apprehensively): Nanna kashta nimage artha aagalla…plz bittubidi
Cousin & appa: Nammele Aane
Myself: Devre kaapadbeku nanna

I gulped the tea in one go…Some strange noise in my tummy ….

Someone crying from inside me (that was actually my groaning tummy) ..sriki ..man RunNNNNN…

Then the divine experience …that too in a train made in medival times ..OMG did someone forgot to put the anti-vibrating device or vat …Shiiiishh!!!

Me all tired ..came out(after 40 min) …Silently moved to my seat..

Appa and cousin (giggling)....enaytu??
Myself-speechless( face fully red n anger)
Myself-Ondu balehannu idiya
Appa and Cousin- burst into laughter
Myself-OMG…why ME??!!!